Which one's it gonna be?

Her?

Or her?

{or maybe both?}

Lucy has decided that some day, her children will be named Gabriella and Dylan. Yesterday, she told Jeff that they will actually be twins. When Jeff told her that twins are a lot of work, she replied, "That's ok, Daddy...I don't mind the pushing."

What on earth am I going to do with this child of mine? Maybe I should just call Harvard Medical School and see how early is too early to apply for early admissions. Either that or I should call Saturday Night Live to see if they have an apprentice program for three-year-olds.

What the heck, I think I'll just do both.